Embarrassed Interlude
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lazaefair_archiveNight at the Museum - Ahkmenrah/Larry
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Larry's normal mode of existence, that is, embarrassment.
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Larry's normal mode of existence, that is, embarrassment.
Larry hears the pop first, a soft crack, and then he rounds the corner into the guard office. The night guard has learned the value of moving quietly, and so he walks in on Ahkmenrah mid-stretch. The pharaoh's gotten up from the desk and has risen to his toes, stretching his arms to the ceiling and arching his back while his vertebrae pop. After a long, weightless moment, he sinks down with a satisfied sigh.
Larry is frozen, an odd lump rising to his throat as he is confronted with the undeniable sight of the hard planes of Ahkmenrah's body, smooth and sleek skin, tensed muscles outlined cleanly in the linen robes. It hits him like a punch to the gut. He finds himself clearing his throat more forcefully than usual.
Ahkmenrah turns unhurriedly and smiles in a way that makes the lump come right back to Larry's throat. "How did it go?"
"Um," Larry says hoarsely and thinks frantically about how to explain it. "I, uh..." and he makes himself cough, "I fixed the problem. Christopher Columbus..." and he gestures vaguely, but at the moment he can't for the life of him remember what Christopher Columbus had done.
Ahkmenrah cocks his head inquisitively, but Larry has a sinking feeling about the gleam in his eye.
"Yes?" Ahkmenrah gently inquires, moving around the desk and Larry has never been so aware of how...smoothly the pharaoh moves sometimes, strolling towards him without ever once seeming to be a threat. Larry gulps, and someone screams somewhere in the museum, and he saves himself by backpedaling out of the room babbling about emergencies. He doesn't quite make it around the corner before he catches the disappointed flash in Ahkmenrah's face first.
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Date: 2011-08-21 09:58 pm (UTC)I love how you write these two SO. MUCH. <333 awww, Akhmenrah just wants to get laid! and he is being so sneaky about it and Larry STILL manages to run away.
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Date: 2011-08-21 10:36 pm (UTC)Those two just keep showing up in my head. I love how Larry is really a 16-year-old boy and Ahkmenrah exploits this for fun and profit.
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Date: 2011-08-23 12:24 am (UTC)I'm doing pretty much the same thing, just chilling with my job and socializing. Writing very, very slowly.
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Date: 2011-08-23 02:59 am (UTC)Yeah, I was writing really slowly, but then a few days ago I wrote like a thousand words of totally random zombie apocalypse followup to that one Narnia zombie apocalypse fic I did and somehow it is turning into a The Dark Is Rising crossover? I don't even know, really. And then for some reason I am also writing girl!Arthur/Eames as well as a sequel to my ridiculous Ianto/Edmund fic. My brain, how does it work?
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Date: 2011-08-24 03:12 am (UTC)Your brain likes the challenge. I mean, why does anyone write fanfiction, really?
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Date: 2011-08-24 08:21 am (UTC)... Fair point. :D What are you writing?
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Date: 2011-08-28 06:06 pm (UTC)Honestly, I'm beginning to think I need a beta, as I'm kind of stuck here. If you have time, would you mind looking it over? You're the only other Larry/Ahkmenrah fan that I know who I'd trust to edit it.
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